/ 2012-05-17T00:00:00Z whats.annoyingjoseph.com /grrr/post/deckard-cain/ 2012-05-17T19:10:51Z Joseph Pearson <p>I&rsquo;ll stay a while and listen if you talk properly. But keep that Connery shit up and I&rsquo;ll shoot your balls off.</p> /grrr/post/about-newtab/ 2012-02-14T17:16:11Z Joseph Pearson <p>FFS FFX.</p> /grrr/post/beer-chefs/ 2011-01-07T18:24:19Z Joseph Pearson <p>Beer is for drinking. Don&rsquo;t be fucking wasteful.</p> /grrr/post/oprah/ 2010-12-07T13:34:17Z Joseph Pearson <p>This ain&rsquo;t a theme park, toots.</p> /grrr/post/futurists/ 2010-11-16T14:09:13Z Joseph Pearson <p>&ldquo;Shit up&rdquo; is not what we mean by &ldquo;make something&rdquo;.</p> /grrr/post/transmedia-storytelling/ 2010-10-08T22:21:12Z Joseph Pearson <p>It&rsquo;s going save literature! The basic idea is, we take wads of video and text and interactivity, then smoosh them together until they&rsquo;re boring.</p> /grrr/post/changing-tact/ 2009-12-03T14:11:24Z Joseph Pearson <p>It's changing tack! Thanks! Super! Terrific!</p> /grrr/post/movember/ 2009-11-13T18:01:16Z Joseph Pearson <p>It's probably a good thing you've got some protective padding there, actually.</p> /grrr/post/bar-djs/ 2009-08-17T18:18:46Z Joseph Pearson <p>Once got in a fight with a DJ at the Retreat because he was wearing a Sonic Youth t-shirt and playing 80s Top 40 'classics'. No fucking shame.</p> /grrr/post/the-productivity-commission/ 2009-07-14T17:49:52Z Joseph Pearson <p>The Productivity Commission wants to take a thriving industry, cripple it, and then subsidise it. Who's reviewing <em>their</em> productivity?</p> /grrr/post/jjj-homogeneity/ 2009-07-09T17:09:35Z Joseph Pearson <p>If they called it "100 Songs that JJJ's Current Crop of Listeners Kinda Like" it would be no more listenable, but less egregious.</p> /grrr/post/luddite-prophets-of-doom/ 2009-06-26T14:06:50Z Joseph Pearson <p>A pop singer carks it, a few backwater servers go down, and it's a "<a href="http://venturebeat.com/2009/06/25/michael-jackson-is-a-test-he-is-only-a-test-of-the-emergency-broadcast-system/%EF%BB%BF%EF%BB%BF">wake-up call for the web</a>". No, it's a fucking gold star for the web.</p> /grrr/post/going-green/ 2009-06-19T14:23:17Z Joseph Pearson <p>You hardly know who Mousavi is. But you're wearing his colour, meddling in foreign politics you dimly comprehend. <em>You are part of the problem.</em></p> /grrr/post/morans/ 2009-06-18T14:30:12Z Joseph Pearson <p>Do not pass go.</p> /grrr/post/the-tote/ 2009-06-17T19:08:38Z Joseph Pearson <p>They sold me 6 stouts in Mountain Goat IPA packaging. Everything is ruined.</p> /grrr/post/ikea/ 2009-06-17T19:07:01Z Joseph Pearson <p>Walking through the children's area makes me infanticidal.</p> /grrr/post/my-inbox/ 2009-06-17T19:14:24Z Joseph Pearson <p>This inbox reeks of morons.</p> /grrr/post/geelong-supporters/ 2009-06-17T19:26:15Z Joseph Pearson <p>Bah.</p> /grrr/post/copy-editors/ 2009-06-15T23:56:32Z god <p>I telegraphed orders to have him shot without giving him time to pray. — <em>Twain</em></p> /grrr/post/disco/ 2009-06-17T19:13:17Z Joseph Pearson <p>Fuck off.</p>